Wilford Warfstache (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cottoncandypink) wrote2016-07-29 02:23 am
cottoncandypink) wrote2016-07-29 02:23 am
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Info and Appearance
Wilford undergoes quite a few character re-designs in his canon, but for now, he's got his Phone Guy interview look. He's a few inches shy of six feet tall, and seems a bit soft around the middle (though fannon suggests that he's a bit more in shape than he appears, given the shape his actor is in. It's fanon I will probably abide by, because it amuses me). The first thing anyone notices about him, however, is his moustache. For one thing, the handlebar look is a bit of an outdated style, outside of hipsters and re-enactors. It's also pink. Not a bright pink, but a softer, lighter pink, like his username implies.
It's also (for now) the only pink hair anywhere on his body. The perma-scruff on his face is black, just like the hair on top of his head. And the hair on his head is a scruffy, uncut mess that somehow works. It's too short to be intentionally long, and too long to be stylish. Exactly the sort of cut you'd see on a man who's far too busy to worry about things like haircuts.
Aside from his moustache, there's nothing particularly identifying about Wilford. When he's dressed for work, he wears a very understated wardrobe, with a lot of tans and beiges and greys (except for the pink bowtie, which matches his moustache almost perfectly). When he's not dressed for work, he's a jeans and casual shirt kind of guy. He wears stylish square, half-rim glasses, and occasionally he'll wear a watch, but he has no other jewellery or adornments.
Wilford is Korean (though he was born and raised in America), and has a very expressive face. He moves his mouth entirely too much when he talks, a bit like a snake adjusting its jaw, and talks very loudly. He may seem like he's shouting, but he's not. You'll know when he's shouting. There are a lot of !!! and allcaps when he's shouting. He's just a very excitable dude.
He's a bit more robust than the average human. He could probably walk off being run over by a car, but a swarm of alien zombies would definitely take him down (and his secret weakness is, of all things, bullets). But while he's got a lot of HP, he's not much stronger than the average human. He packs a mean punch, and it'll hurt, but he's not going to kill anybody with one hit.
Despite all that he's been through, Wilford doesn't have many scars. Most of the things that would have left scars either killed him outright, or he reloaded from, undoing the damage. Anything he does survive, and doesn't reload from may leave permanent marks. (Note: While Wilford's actor does have a belly full of surgical scars, for the time being, Wilford does not. I don't see this changing, unless for some reason, a new sketch is released where Wilford has no shirt on. Which, to be fair, wouldn't surprise me all that much, but at the same time, I don't see it happening.)
In the future, he'll cycle through some of his different appearance changes. When that happens, this post will be updated to reflect that.
It's also (for now) the only pink hair anywhere on his body. The perma-scruff on his face is black, just like the hair on top of his head. And the hair on his head is a scruffy, uncut mess that somehow works. It's too short to be intentionally long, and too long to be stylish. Exactly the sort of cut you'd see on a man who's far too busy to worry about things like haircuts.
Aside from his moustache, there's nothing particularly identifying about Wilford. When he's dressed for work, he wears a very understated wardrobe, with a lot of tans and beiges and greys (except for the pink bowtie, which matches his moustache almost perfectly). When he's not dressed for work, he's a jeans and casual shirt kind of guy. He wears stylish square, half-rim glasses, and occasionally he'll wear a watch, but he has no other jewellery or adornments.
Wilford is Korean (though he was born and raised in America), and has a very expressive face. He moves his mouth entirely too much when he talks, a bit like a snake adjusting its jaw, and talks very loudly. He may seem like he's shouting, but he's not. You'll know when he's shouting. There are a lot of !!! and allcaps when he's shouting. He's just a very excitable dude.
He's a bit more robust than the average human. He could probably walk off being run over by a car, but a swarm of alien zombies would definitely take him down (and his secret weakness is, of all things, bullets). But while he's got a lot of HP, he's not much stronger than the average human. He packs a mean punch, and it'll hurt, but he's not going to kill anybody with one hit.
Despite all that he's been through, Wilford doesn't have many scars. Most of the things that would have left scars either killed him outright, or he reloaded from, undoing the damage. Anything he does survive, and doesn't reload from may leave permanent marks. (Note: While Wilford's actor does have a belly full of surgical scars, for the time being, Wilford does not. I don't see this changing, unless for some reason, a new sketch is released where Wilford has no shirt on. Which, to be fair, wouldn't surprise me all that much, but at the same time, I don't see it happening.)
In the future, he'll cycle through some of his different appearance changes. When that happens, this post will be updated to reflect that.