"Suit yourself."

He uses the camera on his phone to make sure he still looks right, and stuffs it into his pocket as the doorbell rings.

He opens the door to find the delivery guy from down the road, waiting to be paid.

"My word, you scared the dickens out of me," Wilford blusters at the man. "I forgot we called you, and was halfway to falling asleep."

He pays the man as he apologises awkwardly, and takes the box off him.