Wilford Warfstache (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cottoncandypink) wrote2018-03-11 04:08 am
cottoncandypink) wrote2018-03-11 04:08 am
Adventure to Rowan
Irritatingly, when Wilford opens the door to the stairs, he does not find stairs. Instead, he finds a bar. Why in the name of all that is holy did the bar choose now to pluck him up, Wilford doesn’t know.
But here he is, trying not to be a nervous wreck as he stands here holding his phone, and wearing the same thing he’d been wearing since yesterday - obnoxious board shorts, an equally obnoxious Hawaiian shirt, and some neon yellow flip-flops. The sort of thing that just screams ‘I haven’t had the time to get dressed’ from a normal person, but which may just be Wilford’s choice for casual attire today.
Today could not possibly get any worse.
But here he is, trying not to be a nervous wreck as he stands here holding his phone, and wearing the same thing he’d been wearing since yesterday - obnoxious board shorts, an equally obnoxious Hawaiian shirt, and some neon yellow flip-flops. The sort of thing that just screams ‘I haven’t had the time to get dressed’ from a normal person, but which may just be Wilford’s choice for casual attire today.
Today could not possibly get any worse.