"You batty fuckers are the least of my worries on my side of the door," Wilford says.

It's true, if only because most of them have learned to keep their heads down if they want to survive.

"But I'd be lying if I said a few of your comrades didn't have one or two of my bullets inside them. Never been bit by one of you though. Been bit by a werewolf. Wendigo got me once. Plenty of demons and evil spirits. My own damn house had to be exorcised when I moved in."

Fuck. all. of it.