"There's some irony in there somewhere," Wilford says. He can't quite dig it all the way out, though.
"Need something?" the server asks.
Wilford hates the business men too, but he's mostly learned to ignore them.
"If I ever get like that, shoot me in the head," Wilford says.
"Why wait?" the server asks.
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"There's some irony in there somewhere," Wilford says. He can't quite dig it all the way out, though.
"Need something?" the server asks.
Wilford hates the business men too, but he's mostly learned to ignore them.
"If I ever get like that, shoot me in the head," Wilford says.
"Why wait?" the server asks.